1. another-casualty-to-society:

    Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

    Romeo: Bruh

    (via peanutvinegar)

  2. stabs:

    My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

    (via fingersareoptional)

  3. faefriend:

    I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

    (via thedoctorspatronus)

  4. thatfuckingcrowv2:

    orlandobloomers:

    instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

    • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
    • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
    • pics of plants
    • pics of ur dog
    • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

    send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

    (via hotboyproblems)

  5. jaaaaaaawn:

    methdragon:

    be there or 

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    That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

    (Source: xoxo2k14methdragonssss, via unfollovving)

  6. mightyflower:

    to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

    (via unfollovving)

  7. blizzard-bells:

    egbertitties:

    atomicpowered:

    gr0sse:

    higashizawa:

    remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign

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    And my personal favorite

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    ARE YOU KIDDING ME

    I had to reblog this, I’m sorry

    (Source: hanamurateruteru, via magrathea333)

  8. asian:

    my grades are going down i’m yelling tumblr

    (Source: asian, via keepcalmandlovegameofthrones)