so, after the elementary con i posted this in our family whatsapp group
which translates into
"can I introduce you to my husband?"
and now my mum told me I need to be more careful with what I joke about because my uncle asked her when I had gotten married and everyone got really angry that i hadn’t told anyone about it and that i never phone or text anyone anymore and now i apparently got married in secret.
I’M DYING OH MY GOD